I didn't teach her this.

A couple of Grace quotes:

(at the grocery store, after turning down an aisle)"Mommy!!! They have diarrhea here!!!...I mean, they have tortillas!"

(in response to my statement of surprise at the--eh hem--volume in the toilet when Grace was done)

G: "There are five of them."
D: "There are five?"
G: "Five poops. They're a family."